The Squishy Orange - Revision history

Blazefighterfirst: Made the moral of the story its own section. Finished the wiki page for now.

2022-02-08T05:00:29Z

Made the moral of the story its own section. Finished the wiki page for now.

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	'''9:15 AM:''' Class ends.		'''9:15 AM:''' Class ends.

	~~'''<big>~~Moral of the Story - Don't keep old and squishy oranges in your backpack. Just throw them away if you aren't gonna eat them.~~</big>'''~~		== Moral of the Story ==
			- Don't keep old and squishy oranges in your backpack. Just throw them away if you aren't gonna eat them.

	== Notes ==		==Notes==

	* To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.		*To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.
	* Originally Jacob's nickname given by Mr. Chamberlain was "Orange Slice", but then Mr. Chamberlain thought of "Freshly Squeezed", which sounded better.		*Originally Jacob's nickname given by Mr. Chamberlain was "Orange Slice", but then Mr. Chamberlain thought of "Freshly Squeezed", which sounded better.
	* This wiki was created in response to the incident, so that it could be documented and remembered forever.		*This wiki was created in response to the incident, so that it could be documented and remembered forever.
	* The orange utilized in Jacob's downfall was thrown into the trash, never to be seen again.		*The orange utilized in Jacob's downfall was thrown into the trash, never to be seen again.
	* Jacob does not wish to be seen by the security guards holding the Among Us bathroom pass.		*Jacob does not wish to be seen by the security guards holding the Among Us bathroom pass.

Blazefighterfirst: Finish wiki page.

2022-02-08T04:58:37Z

Finish wiki page.

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	''~~'''[~~This page ~~is a work in progress]'''~~''		''This page details the tragic story of Jacob and his Squishy Orange. Last names have been redacted for confidentiality.''

	== 01/26/2022 ==		==01/26/2022==
	'''8:13 AM:''' It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a Wednesday, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong.		'''8:13 AM:''' It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a Wednesday, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong.

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	'''8:51 AM:''' Class ends.		'''8:51 AM:''' Class ends.

	== 01/27/2022 ==		==01/27/2022==
	'''''~~[Insert time stamps here for day after]~~'~~''''~~		'''8:01 AM:''' This wiki page is created.

	'''''~~[Add notes/facts sections]~~'~~''''~~		'''8:23 AM:''' My friends and I await for Jacob to arrive.

	To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.		'''8:24 AM:''' Jacob walks into the classroom.

			'''8:25 AM:''' Class begins.

			'''8:26 AM:''' Jacob is called by his new nickname and is shown the wiki.

			'''8:27 AM:''' Work on labs from the previous day continues.

			'''9:15 AM:''' Class ends.

			'''<big>Moral of the Story - Don't keep old and squishy oranges in your backpack. Just throw them away if you aren't gonna eat them.</big>'''

			== Notes ==

			* To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.
			* Originally Jacob's nickname given by Mr. Chamberlain was "Orange Slice", but then Mr. Chamberlain thought of "Freshly Squeezed", which sounded better.
			* This wiki was created in response to the incident, so that it could be documented and remembered forever.
			* The orange utilized in Jacob's downfall was thrown into the trash, never to be seen again.
			* Jacob does not wish to be seen by the security guards holding the Among Us bathroom pass.

Blazefighterfirst: Finished timestamps for 01/26/20222. Prepared section for 01/27/2022 timestamps and a section for additional notes.

2022-02-04T17:13:44Z

Finished timestamps for 01/26/20222. Prepared section for 01/27/2022 timestamps and a section for additional notes.

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-/26/2022 - 8:13 AM: It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a Wednesday, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong.
+'''''[This page is a work in progress]'''''
-/26/2022 - 8:21 AM:
+== 01/26/2022 ==
-It all started when Jacob [Redacted] pulled an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange.
+'''8:21 AM:''' Labs continue to be worked on with lots of side conversations between everybody.
-Jacob, continuing to play with the orange, causes Kaden [Redacted] to get a bright idea. Kaden for whatever reason, tells Jacob to bring the orange up to his ear. Jacob misinterprets this and puts it up to his eye. Jacob being Jacob, pokes the squishy orange once more, causing a gush of juice to shoot out right into his eyeball. In response to this, Jacob bends over and yells in agony, alerting the whole class. Mr. Chamberlain casually walks over and asks Jacob what had happened. With Jacob in pain, and my friends and I laughing hysterically, we were unable to properly explain for a few seconds. After quickly explain what had happened, Mr. Chamberlain laughs at Jacob, asks him if he needs to go to the restroom, and walks away claiming "only you would do that".
+'''8:26 AM:''' Jacob [Redacted] pulls an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange.
-Later in class, Mr. Chamberlain comes back, and gives Jacob his new nickname because of the incident. Dubbing Jacob as "Freshly Squeezed". To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.
+'''8:29 AM:''' Jacob proceeds to poke at the orange repeatedly.

Blazefighterfirst: Began adding time stamps.

2022-02-03T16:32:55Z

Began adding time stamps.

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	~~Date:~~ 01/26/2022		01/26/2022 - 8:13 AM: It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a Wednesday, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong.

	It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a half day, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong.		01/26/2022 - 8:21 AM:

	It all started when Jacob [Redacted] pulled an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange.		It all started when Jacob [Redacted] pulled an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange.

	Jacob, continuing to play with the orange, causes Kaden [Redacted] to get a bright idea. Kaden for whatever reason, tells Jacob to bring the orange up to his ear. Jacob misinterprets this and puts it up to his eye. Jacob being Jacob, pokes the squishy orange once more, causing a gush of juice to shoot out right into his eyeball. In response to this, Jacob bends over and yells in agony, alerting the whole class. Mr. Chamberlain casually walks over and asks Jacob what had happened. With Jacob in pain, and my friends and I laughing hysterically, we were unable to properly explain for a few seconds. After quickly explain what had happened, Mr. Chamberlain laughs at Jacob, asks him if he needs to go to the restroom, and walks away claiming "only you would do that".		Jacob, continuing to play with the orange, causes Kaden [Redacted] to get a bright idea. Kaden for whatever reason, tells Jacob to bring the orange up to his ear. Jacob misinterprets this and puts it up to his eye. Jacob being Jacob, pokes the squishy orange once more, causing a gush of juice to shoot out right into his eyeball. In response to this, Jacob bends over and yells in agony, alerting the whole class. Mr. Chamberlain casually walks over and asks Jacob what had happened. With Jacob in pain, and my friends and I laughing hysterically, we were unable to properly explain for a few seconds. After quickly explain what had happened, Mr. Chamberlain laughs at Jacob, asks him if he needs to go to the restroom, and walks away claiming "only you would do that".

	Later in class, Mr. Chamberlain comes back, and gives Jacob his new nickname because of the incident. Dubbing Jacob as "Freshly Squeezed". To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.		Later in class, Mr. Chamberlain comes back, and gives Jacob his new nickname because of the incident. Dubbing Jacob as "Freshly Squeezed". To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.

Blazefighterfirst: Wrote a funny story based on some "normal" events that occured on a Wednesday.

2022-01-27T15:13:18Z

Wrote a funny story based on some "normal" events that occured on a Wednesday.

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	hi		Date: 01/26/2022

			It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a half day, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong.

			It all started when Jacob [Redacted] pulled an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange.

			Jacob, continuing to play with the orange, causes Kaden [Redacted] to get a bright idea. Kaden for whatever reason, tells Jacob to bring the orange up to his ear. Jacob misinterprets this and puts it up to his eye. Jacob being Jacob, pokes the squishy orange once more, causing a gush of juice to shoot out right into his eyeball. In response to this, Jacob bends over and yells in agony, alerting the whole class. Mr. Chamberlain casually walks over and asks Jacob what had happened. With Jacob in pain, and my friends and I laughing hysterically, we were unable to properly explain for a few seconds. After quickly explain what had happened, Mr. Chamberlain laughs at Jacob, asks him if he needs to go to the restroom, and walks away claiming "only you would do that".

			Later in class, Mr. Chamberlain comes back, and gives Jacob his new nickname because of the incident. Dubbing Jacob as "Freshly Squeezed". To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.

Blazefighterfirst: Created page with "hi"

2022-01-27T15:01:38Z

Created page with "hi"

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