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01/26/2022 - 8:13 AM: It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a Wednesday, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong. | |||
01/26/2022 - 8:21 AM: | |||
It all started when Jacob [Redacted] pulled an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange. | It all started when Jacob [Redacted] pulled an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange. | ||
Jacob, continuing to play with the orange, causes Kaden [Redacted] to get a bright idea. Kaden for whatever reason, tells Jacob to bring the orange up to his ear. Jacob misinterprets this and puts it up to his eye. Jacob being Jacob, pokes the squishy orange once more, causing a gush of juice to shoot out right into his eyeball. In response to this, Jacob bends over and yells in agony, alerting the whole class. Mr. Chamberlain casually walks over and asks Jacob what had happened. With Jacob in pain, and my friends and I laughing hysterically, we were unable to properly explain for a few seconds. After quickly explain what had happened, Mr. Chamberlain laughs at Jacob, asks him if he needs to go to the restroom, and walks away claiming "only you would do that". | Jacob, continuing to play with the orange, causes Kaden [Redacted] to get a bright idea. Kaden for whatever reason, tells Jacob to bring the orange up to his ear. Jacob misinterprets this and puts it up to his eye. Jacob being Jacob, pokes the squishy orange once more, causing a gush of juice to shoot out right into his eyeball. In response to this, Jacob bends over and yells in agony, alerting the whole class. Mr. Chamberlain casually walks over and asks Jacob what had happened. With Jacob in pain, and my friends and I laughing hysterically, we were unable to properly explain for a few seconds. After quickly explain what had happened, Mr. Chamberlain laughs at Jacob, asks him if he needs to go to the restroom, and walks away claiming "only you would do that". | ||
Later in class, Mr. Chamberlain comes back, and gives Jacob his new nickname because of the incident. Dubbing Jacob as "Freshly Squeezed". To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed. | Later in class, Mr. Chamberlain comes back, and gives Jacob his new nickname because of the incident. Dubbing Jacob as "Freshly Squeezed". To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed. | ||
Revision as of 16:32, 3 February 2022
01/26/2022 - 8:13 AM: It was a regular day today during Computer Maintenance. Mr. Chamberlain was in a good mood, whilst everyone else was finishing up their labs for the day. It was a Wednesday, so we were all expecting the day to be short and uneventful... we were wrong.
01/26/2022 - 8:21 AM:
It all started when Jacob [Redacted] pulled an orange out of his backpack. The orange was old, thus you were able to easily poke at it. Because of this, Jacob dubbed it "The Squishy Orange". Our friend Vanessa [Redacted], always asks my friends and I if we have food, which we always respond to her with no. However today was different, we actually had food for her. After calling her name, we offered her the orange, which in turn she expressed disappointment and rejected the orange.
Jacob, continuing to play with the orange, causes Kaden [Redacted] to get a bright idea. Kaden for whatever reason, tells Jacob to bring the orange up to his ear. Jacob misinterprets this and puts it up to his eye. Jacob being Jacob, pokes the squishy orange once more, causing a gush of juice to shoot out right into his eyeball. In response to this, Jacob bends over and yells in agony, alerting the whole class. Mr. Chamberlain casually walks over and asks Jacob what had happened. With Jacob in pain, and my friends and I laughing hysterically, we were unable to properly explain for a few seconds. After quickly explain what had happened, Mr. Chamberlain laughs at Jacob, asks him if he needs to go to the restroom, and walks away claiming "only you would do that".
Later in class, Mr. Chamberlain comes back, and gives Jacob his new nickname because of the incident. Dubbing Jacob as "Freshly Squeezed". To this day, Jacob is still referred to as Freshly Squeezed.